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READ: the vandals handbook vol. i
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                             BY: CAPT. CHAOS                                
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>>>>>> C02 CARTRIDGE BOMBS <<<<<<

     YOU WILL HAVE TO USE UP THE NEW CARTRIDGE BY EITHER SHOOTING IT IN A C02 
B-B GUN OR USE IT IN A C02 CAR OR WHAT EVER ELSE YOU MIGHT FIGURE OUT TO DO 
WITH IT.  WITH A NAIL, FORCE THE HOLE BIGGER SO AS TO ALLOW THE POWDER AND 
WICK TO FIT IN EASILY.  FILL THE CARTRIDGE WITH BLACK POWDER AND PACK IT IN 
THERE REAL GOOD BY TAPPING THE BOTTOM OF THE CARTRIDGE ON A HARD SURFACE.  
INSERT A FUSE (I RECOMMEND GOOD WATER PROOF CANNON FUSE, BUT I'VE USED FIRE-
CRACKER FUSES.)  LIGHT IT AND RUN!!!  IT DOES WONDERS FOR A ROW OF MAIL BOXES.
BE CAREFUL HOWEVER, THIS LITTLE BEAUTY THROWS SHRAPNEL AND CAN BE QUITE A 
HAZARD.

>>>>>>THERMITE BOMBS<<<<<<

     THE FIRST STEP IN THE CONSTRUCTION OF A THERMITE BOMB IS TO GET SOME 
IRON-OXIDE (RUST). HERE IS A GOOD WAY TO MAKE SARGE QUANTITIESIN A SHORT
TIME:   FIRST YOU WILL NEED A DC CONVERTER WHICH CAN BE FOUND ON A RACE TRACK 
OR TRAIN TRACK.  CUT THE CONNECTOR OFF, SEPERATE THE TWO WIRES, AND STRIP THEM
BOTH.  YOU WILL SECONDLY NEED A JAR OF WATER WHICH HAS BEEN DILUTED WITH SALT 
TO MAKE THE WATER A CONDUCTOR (USE ABOUT A TABELSPOON.)  THEN INSERT BOTH 
WIRES INTO THE SOLUTION AND DETERMINE WHICH BUBBLES THE MOST.  YOU THEN NEED 
TO TIE A COMMON IRON NAIL TO THE ONE THAT BUBBLES THE MOST (THE POSITIVE WIRE)
, IF YOU DONT YOU WILL GET THE OPPOSITE OF RUST...RUST ACID!  PUT THE NAIL 
TIED TO THE POSITIVE WIRE AND THE NEGATIVE WIRE IN THE JAR ON OPPOSITE SIDES 
UNTILL THEY ARE BOTH COMPLETELY SUBMERGED.  LET THAT SET OVER NIGHT AND THEN
REMOVE THE (CRUSTY) STUFF OFF THE NAIL AND REMOVE THE WIRES.  LET THIS SET 
UNTILL A SUFFICIENT AMOUNT OF THE CRUST IS AT THE BOTTOM.  REMOVE THE EXCESS 
WATER AND POUR THE CRUSTY SOLUTION IN A COOKIE SHEET AND LET IT DRY OUT IN THE
SUN FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS, OR OVER NIGHT.  IT SHOULD BE A ORANGE-BROWN COLOR,
THOUGH I'VE HAD IT MANY DIFFEREN'T COLORS.  CRUSH THE RUST IN TO A FINE POWDER
AND HEAT IT IN A CAST IRON POT UNTILL ITS READ (IM NOT SURE WHAT THAT DOES.) 
      NOW MIX THE IRON-OXIDE WITH PURE ALUMINUM FILINGS WITCH CAN BE BOUGHT OR
FILED DOWN BY HAND FROM AN ALUMINUM TUBE OF BAR.  THE RATIO SHOULD BE 8 GRAMS 
OF RUST PER 3 GRAMS OF ALUMINUM.  THATS THERMITE!!!
     NOW, TO LIGHT IT YOU MUST GET SOME MAGNESIUM WHICH IS SORTA HARD TO GET
FOR ME CAUSE MY HARDWARE STORE DONT HAVE IT.  I FINALLY FOUND THAT I COULD GET
A PERFECT PIECE OF MAGNESIUM RIBON FROM THE CHEMISTRY LAB!  THIS RIBBON IS THE
FUSE OF THE BOMB.  IT TAKES THE HEAT FROM THE BURNING MAGNESIUM TO LIGHT THE 
THERMITE...BUT TO LIGHT THE MAGNESIUM YOU NEED A BLOW TORCH, (DONT WORRY, THE 
BLOW TORCH IS NOT HOT ENOUGH TO LIGHT THE THERMITE).  WELL KEEP YOUR THERMITE 
IN A BAG AND THEN WHEN YOU SEE AN INOCENT CAR...POUR A SMALL AMOUNT OF 
THERMITE ON THE HOOD, STICK A LENGTH OF MAGNESIUM IN IT AND THEN LIGHT THE 
MAGNESIUM WITH THE BLOW TORCH AND WATCHIT BURN RIGHT THROUGH THE HOOD, THE 
BLOCK, THE AXEL, AND SPARK AND FLARE ON THE PAVEMENT.  BE CAREFUL...THE IDEAL
MIXTURES CAN VAPORIZE CARBONIZED STEEL (WHICH IS DAMN HOT!) HAVE FUN!

>>>>>>TOUCH EXPLOSIVE<<<<<<

     THIS IS SORT OF A MILD EXPLOSIVE, BUT CAN BE DANGEROUS IN LARGE QUANTIES.
TO MAKE TOUCH EXPLOSIVE (SUCH AS THAT FOUND IN A SNAP AND POP, BUT MORE 
POTENT) MIX IODINE CRYSTALS INTO AMONIA UNTIL THE IODINE CRYSTALS WILL NOT 
DISOLVE INTO THE AMONIA ANY MORE.  LET IT SET UNTIL YOU GET A WHITE 
PERCIPITATE AT THE BOTTOM...POUR OFF THE EXCESS AMONIA AND DRY OUT THE 
CRYSTALS THE SAME WAY AS THE THERMITE.  BE CAREFULL NOW CAUSE THESE DRIED
CRYSTALS ARE YOUR TOUCH EXPLOSIVES!  I HAVEN'T FOUND A GOOD USE FOR IT YET,
BUT ITS FUN TO THROW AT PEOPLE OR LEAVE IT IN THEIR CHAIRS AT SCHOOL...IT 
CAN GET PAINFUL IF APPLIED PROPERLY!


>>>>>>LETTER BOMBS<<<<<<

     YOU WILL FIRST HAVE TO MAKE A MILD VERSION OF THERMITE AS MENTIONED
ABOVE, HOWEVER YOU WILL USE JUST PLAIN IRON FILINGS INSTEAD OF RUST.  MIX THE 
IRON FILING WITH THE ALUMINIUM FILINGS IN A RATIO OF 75% ALUMINUM WITH 25% 
IRON.  THIS MIXTURE WILL BURN VIOLENTLY IN AN ENCLOSED SPACE (SUCH AS AN 
ENVELOPE,) WHICH BRINGS US TO THE NEXT INGREDIENT.  GO TO THE POST OFFICE OR 
BUSINESS SUPPLY STORE AND BUT AN INSULATED (PADDED) ENVELOPE.  THE TYPE THAT 
IS DOUBLE LAYERED.  SEPERATE THE LAYERS AND PLACE THE MILD THERMITE IN THE 
MAIN SECTION, WHERE THE LETTER WOULD GO.  THEN PLACE MAGNESIUM POWDER IN THE 
OUTTER LAYER. THERES YOUR BOMB...NOW TO LIGHT IT!
     THIS IS THE TRICKY PART AND IS HARD TO EXPLAIN IN WRITING, EXPERIEMENT 
WITH THIS IDEA UNTIL YOU HAVE GOT IT RIGHT.  OK, THE FUSE IS JUST THAT TOUCH
EXPLOSIVE PLACED WHERE THE LETTER WOULD BE TORN OPEN. YOU MAY WANT TO WRAP IT
LIKA A LONG CIGERETTE AND THEN PLACE IT AT THE TOP OF THE ENVELOPE IN THE 
OUTTER LAYER (ON TOP OF THE POWDERED MAGNESIUM.)  WHEN THE TOUCH EXPLOSIVE IS 
TORN OR EVEN SQUEEZED HARD IT WILL IGNIGHT THE POWDERED MAGNESIUM (SORT OF A 
FLASH LIGHT) AND THEN IT WILL BURN THE MILD THEMITE.  I'VE NEVER SENT ONE OF 
THESE SO I DONT REALLY KNOW IF IT WORKS GOOD. I DO KNOW THAT THE THERMITE 
BURNS REAL HOT AND IF IT DIDNT BLOW UP IT WOULD GIVE SOME ONE A BAD BURN 
(THERMITE DOES WONDERS ON HUMAN FLESH!!)


>>>>>>PAINT BOMBS<<<<<<

     TO MAKE A PAINT BOMB YOU SIMPLY NEED A METAL CAN WITH A FASTENABLE LID,
A NICE BRIGHT COLOR PAINT, AND A QUANTITY OF DRY ICE.  PLACE THE PAINT IN THE
CAN AND THEN DROP THE DRY ICE IN.  QUICKLY PLACE THE LID ON TIGHTLY AND THEN 
RUN.  WITH SOME TESTING YOU CAN GET IT DOWN SO YOU HAVE A TIMER THAT WORKS ON
HOW MUCH ICE YOU HAVE COMPARED WITH HOW MUCH PAINT YOU HAVE.  IF YOU'RE REALLY
PISSED AT SOMEONE, YOU COULD PLACE IT ON THEIR DOORSTEP, NOCK ON THE DOOR, AND
THEN RUN!!!   ENOUGH BOMBS....LETS WORK ON CARS.

>>>>>>WAYS TO SEND A CAR TO HELL<<<<<<

     THERE ARE A THOUSAND AND ONE WAYS TO DESTROY A CAR BUT I WILL ONLY COVER
THOSE WHICH ARE MOST FUN AND HARDEST TO FIND OUT ABOUT.
     PLACE THERMITE ON THE  HOOD AS MENTIONED ABOVE, PLACE BURNING MAGNESIUM 
ON THE HOOD, TAPE A Co2 BOMB TO THE (AXEL, HOOD, WHEEL, MUFFLER, ALL), PUT 
A TAMPON, DIRT, SUGAR, A PING PONG BALL, JUST ABOUT ANYTHING) IN THE GAS TANK.
PUT (POTATOES, BANANAS, ROCKS, OR ANYTHING THAT WILL FIT) IN THE EXAUST PIPE.
PUT A LONG RAG IN THE GAS TANK AND CATCH IT ON FIRE (RUN REAL FAR). MAKE A 
JIMMEY AND PICK THE LOCK AND THEN STEAL THE STEREO....ILL TRY TO DRAW A 
PICTURE...CUT ONE OF THOSE THIN METAL RULERS IN THE PATTERN GIVEN BELOW:

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THE IMPORTANT PART ARE THE NOTCHES ON THE SIDES WHICH ARE USED TO PULL UP ^ ON
THE CABLE WHICH PULLS UP THE LOCK!  GET STEREOS, EQUILIZERS, RADAR DETECTORS,
CAR GUNS, AND THEN DESTROY THE INSIDE ( A KNIFE IS HANDY FOR THE SEATS.) 


>>>>>>HATE SCHOOL???<<<<<<

  ONE OF MY FAVORITES FOR GETTING OUT OF A CLASS OR TWO IS TO CALL IN A BOMB 
THREAT...TELL THEM ITS IN A LOCKER, THEN THEY HAVE TO CHECK THEM ALL AND THAT
TAKES AND HOUR AT OUR SCHOOL...I'VE EVEN PLACE A FAKE BOMB IN A LOCKER (NOT
MINE), CALLED IT IN, AND THEY CALLED OFF SCHOOL FOR THE WHOLE WEEK!! (LITTLE
DID I KNOW THAT WE HAD TO MAKE IT UP DURING THE SUMMER).  OR YOU COULD GET 
SOME PURE POTASSIUM OR PURE SODIUM, PUT IN A CAPSULE AND FLUSH IT DOWN A 
TOILET.....FLOpdQtS[3pUAU@xggm       lyfal        e
h       ddkc+ER....ON A TEACHERS
CAR, ON A DOOR NOB, OR ON A SCHOOL COMPUTER.  USE A SMOKE GRENADE IN THE
CAFETERIA, HALLS, OR BATHROOMS.  STEAL KEYS OFF THE SCHOOL COMPUTERS, STEAL
THE 80COL CARDS INSIDE, OR ANY OF THE CARDS!  PUT A LARGE MAGNET ON THE 
MONITORS.  MAKE FRIENDS WITH STUDENT ASSISTANTS IN THE COUNCELING OFFICE
AND HAVE THEM CHANGE YOUR GRADE WHEN TEACHERS HAND IN THEIR BUBBLE SHEETS
FOR THE REPORT CARDS.  SPIT YOUR GUM OUT ON THE CARPETED FLOOR AT SCHOOL, AND
WATCH THE JANITORS CRY.  DRAW ON LOCKERS OR WRITE ON THE BUILDING THAT THE 
PRINCIPAL IS A FACIST...OURS OFFERED A 1000.00 REWARD AFTER I DID THAT!!  I
WANTED TO TURN MYSELF IN!!  USE YOUR IMAGINATION!


>>>>>>PHONE RELATED VANDALISM<<<<<<

     IF YOU LIVE WHERE THERE ARE UNDERGROUND LINES THEN YOU WILL BE ABLE TO
RUIN SOMEONES PHONE LIFE VERY EASILY.  ALL YOU MUST DO IS GO TO THEIR HOUSE 
AND FIND THE GREEN JUNCTION BOX THAT INTERFACES THEIR LINE (AND POSSIBLY 
SOME OTHERS IN THE NEIGHBOR HOOD) WITH THE MAJOR LINES.  THESE CAN BE FOUND
JUST ABOUT ANYWHERE BUT THEY ARE USUALLY UNDERNEATH THE NEAREST PHONE POLE.
TAKE A SOCET WRENCH AND LOSEN THE NUT ON THE RIGHT.  THEN JUST TAKE CLIPPERS 
OR A SLEDGE HAMMER OR A BOMB AND DESTROY THE INSIDES AND PULL UP THEIR PHONE
CABLE....CUT IT INTO SEGMENTS SO IT CANT BE FIXED BU MUST BE REPLACED...THERES
A WEEK OF WORK!!!  OR YOU CAN DO MY FAVORITE, CALL THEM WITH A DIRECTORY 
DIALER FOR ABOUT A WEEK...THEY WONT GET ANOTHER CALL BESIDES YOURS FOR THAT 
ENTIRE WEEK!  HOW A BOUT CALLING THE PHONE COMPANY AND HAVIG IT DISCONECCTED
FOR A WHILE, OR HAVE THEIR MAIL HELD FOR A MONTH OR TWO (SAY YOUR GOING ON
VACATION AND GIVE THEM THEIR ADDRESS.)


>>>>>>MISC.<<<<<<

     HOW ABOUT GOING INTO TARGET AND SETTING THE ALARMS ON THE RADIOS AND 
THEN CRANK THE VOLUME....FIVE MINUTES LATER...WHILE YOU FAR FAR AWAY IN 
ANOTHER PART OF THE STORE....YOU HEAR RADIOS CRANKED GOING OFF AND PEOPLE 
FRANTICALLY TRYING TO TURN IT OFF....DO SOME PRICE SWITCHING, FOR YOURSELF
OR TO GET SOMEONE ELSE IN TROUBLE.   BE CREATIVE...THERES ALWAYS A WAY TO BE 
OBNOXIOUS AND ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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              WATCH FOR: THE VANDALS HANDBOOK VOLUME ][                     
         INCLUDING: BOX PLANS, EXPLODING ARROWS, AND HAND GRENADES!         
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                    /'\ THANX TO: The I/O ERROR /'\
                      (THOUGH HE DIDN'T DO MUCH)
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
     I WOULD LIKE TO CLOSE BY SAYING THAT CAPT. WUSS SHOULD BE BLACK BOOKED 
FOR LYING AND GENERALLY MAKING AN ASSHOLE OF HIMSELF......


  -CAPT. CHAOS

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