The route 3 bus arrives as usual, 5 minutes late. Inside, 
you wish you could have gotten a number from that mysterious
stranger acros the street, but thus are the pains of the 
gutless. You're used to it.
 
You find a seat and slump over carelessly. You accidentally
bump the little old lady next to you, who's coffee cup tips
ever so slightly just as the bus hits a pothole. The
smallest splash of the hot black liquid spatters the largest
person on the bus, who happens to be sitting behind you.
In response, he smacks you on the back of the head.
~Turn around and punch the jerk, you've had a hard enough life~end1.txt
~Hunch over and clutch your head, and wait for the ride to be over~d1.txt
~Get off at the next stop and walk to work, this guy might kill you~e1.txt