RUFUS'S MOM THEOREM
(Posted 2002-12-09 15:00:00 by basscomm)

Anyone who's played an RPG [ http://www.rpgrounds.com ] has noticed that
there is one non-ugly character with one hideously ugly parent, and another
one is never seen. The Rufus's Mom Theorem [
http://goatbob.elementin.com/fftheorem.htm ] (named after the Final Fantasy
7 [ http://www.squaresoft.com/web/games/ff7/ ] character Rufus) holds that
"Nameless President Shinra is really fat and ugly, and Rufus is thin and a
pretty boy, so therefore, Rufus's Mom must be so incredibly hot that it
counteracted the fat ugliness of President Shinra". 

I don't know what's scarier, that someone made that connection, or how
accurate it is.


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There are 4 comments on this post:

Comment #1 by  levitra (  levenat@mail.com ) on 2004-01-07 17:16:27
realy nice web site


Comment #2 by  paxil (  gegert@aol.com ) on 2004-01-07 17:22:53
great site


Comment #3 by  fioricet (  gegert@aol.com ) on 2004-01-07 17:23:05
is this is a guestbook or what


Comment #4 by  basscomm (  ) on 2004-01-12 19:58:15
Not exactly.

And it's not a drug store either.



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