EVERYTHING I KNOW I LEARNED BY PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.
(Posted 2003-12-16 22:10:00 by basscomm)

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Mushrooms make you grow taller.
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If you find food hidden in a block or a wall, go ahead and eat it.
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If you ever don't hear music, a zombie is getting ready to jump through a
wall
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Stores will buy back anything, no matter where you got it from, or what
condition it's in, but they will only give you half price for it.
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When you kill wild animals, they drop money.
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The money animals drop is accepted at all stores, worldwide.
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People who leave their doors unlocked expect you to come in, talk to them,
and possibly sleep in their beds.
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Unless you're in some sort of vehicle, you will be randomly attacked on any
trip you make.
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A good night's sleep will heal all wounds and illnesses.
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If you touch something and it hurts you, it's evil.
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If ghosts are blue, you can eat them.
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On any long trip, you don't need to worry about bringing food. All you need
is a generous supply of 'potions'
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If you find a locked door, that just means that you didn't pick up a key
somewhere.
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Monsters come from the moon.
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If you get hit, you have about 3 seconds until you can get hit again.
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I always keep a faery in a bottle in my pocket. You know, just in case.
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Amnesia is always caused by a conspiracy.
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Death is not evil, and may even help you if the price is right. In fact, I
had Death help me with my laundry the other day. Nothing gets stains out of
my slacks better than Death. Well, Death and a little elbow grease.
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It's _never_ the first castle.
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Learn to swim. You don't float.



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