   The school was going to have a boxing team, and a lot of young 
fellows tried out for it.  Some were good, some ---- were not so good.
One of the not-so-goods, after trying hard for a couple of rounds, said 
hopefully, "Have I done him any damage?"
   "No," said the disgusted coach.  "But keep on swinging.  The draft
mya give him a cold."
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Stupid:  "Hello, Jim.  Fishing?"
Disgusted:  "Nope.  Drowning worms."
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   A couple of the fellows decided to be big he-men and went camping
in the woods.  Nine thousand mosquitoes were camping in the same woods.
At last our two brave men pulled the blankets up over their heads to
keep the mosquitoes away.
   Finally one peeked out to see if the mosquitoes had left, and 
happened to see a few lightning bugs.
   "It's no use," he told the other pioneer.  "We might as well give up
and go home.  The darned mosquitoes are out looking for us with lanterns
now."
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