When a woman makes up her mind, you can always be sure she's
   gonna do exactly what she says --- or not.
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There's no cure for lovesickness,
   and nobody really wants one.
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Attention without intention is flirtation.
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If you're in doubt about whether to kiss somebody,
   give 'em the benefit of the doubt.
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It's a lot cheaper to borrow money
   than to marry for it.
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No matter how much you trust your horse,
   you'd be foolish not to hitch 'er in town.
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To bring somebody into your life,
   take a step into theirs.
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A heart that ain't been broke thinks it's okay
   to go around breakin' others.
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If you wanta stay single,
   look for a perfect mate.
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Don't let a fool kiss you,
   or a kiss fool you.
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Marry somebody with brains enough for two,
   and if you're lucky you'll come out even.
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It may be more romantic to be the first love,
   but it's better to be the last.
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Women flirt to be appreciated;
   men mean it.
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A woman wanted by men but disliked by women
   is nothin' but trouble.
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There is a lot to be said for patience.
   In time, even an egg will walk.
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The only time a woman can easily change a man
   is when he's a baby!
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Try not to make a ring around a finger 
   feel akin to a rope around the neck.
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To love and win is the best thing.
To love and lose is the next best.
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Never go to bed mad.  
Stay up and fight it out.
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Most marital graves are dug
   with a lot of little digs.
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