   There were these two twins, Jim Ryall & Bill Ryall; Jim was the owner 
of an old dilapidated boat.  It just so happened Bill's wife died the same 
day that Jim's boat sank.
   A few days later a kindly old woman saw Jim and mistaking Jim for Bill 
said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss.  You must feel just terrible." 
   Jim, thinking she was talking about the boat said, "Hell no, in fact 
I'm sort of glad to be rid of her, she was a rotten old thing from the 
beginning.  Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old 
dead fish, she was always losing her water.  She had a bad crack in the 
back and a pretty big hole in the front too.  Every time I used her, her 
hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy.  I guess what finially finished 
her off was when I rented to her to 4 guys looking for a good time.  I 
warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. 
The damn fools all tried to get in her at once, and she split right up 
the middle.

Needless to say, the old woman fainted!
!
Mark Carter aka Meatloaf
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