What looks like half a pizza?
-- The other half!
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Why was Mr. Math sad?
-- His son was a problem child.
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What do pigs bring home from school at the end of the semester?
-- Repork cards.
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How do you keep a bull from charging?
-- Take away his credit cards.
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How can you get an "A" in art class?
-- Be picture perfect.
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What kind of room has no windows or doors?
-- A mushroom.
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What goes to class and buzzes?
-- A bee student.
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What do you call a TV set outside of a video class?
-- A hall monitor.
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What subject did the demolition crew study?
-- Home wreckonomics.
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Why did the architect become a teacher?
-- He wanted to draw up some lesson plans.
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What kind of dog can tell time?
-- A watch dog.
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Why did the phone company hire a math teacher?
-- To check on some numbers.
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Which school subject does soda pop like best?
-- Fizz Ed!
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How can three pigs be under one umbrella and not get wet?
-- It's not raining!
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How can you stop a skunk from smelling?
-- Hold his nose.
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What side of a dog has the most hair?
-- The outside.
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Why did the teacher bring a dentist to school?
-- She was giving her class an oral exam.
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Why do bees hum?
-- They don't know the words.
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How do you catch a squirrel?
-- Go up a tree and act like a nut.
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Why did Goofy through the butter out the window?
-- He wanted to see a butterfly.
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