No. 10 Sign that you are a High Tech Redneck:
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Your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com"
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No. 9 Sign that you are a High Tech Redneck:
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You connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home" page.
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No. 8 Sign that you are a High Tech Redneck:
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The bumper sticker on your truck says, "My other computer is a laptop".
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No. 7 Sign that you are a High Tech Redneck:
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Your laptop has a sticker that says, "Protected by Smith and Wesson".
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No. 6 Sign that you are a High Tech Redneck:
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You've doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.
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No. 5 Sign that you are a High Tech Redneck:
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Your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.
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No. 4 Sign that you are a High Tech Redneck:
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You use a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer.
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No. 3 Sign that you are a High Tech Redneck:
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Your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal.
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No. 2 Sign that you are a High Tech Redneck:
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You start all your e-mail messages with the words, "Howdy Y'all".
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No. 1 Sign that you are a High Tech Redneck:
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Your wife/husband said either she/he or the computer had to go and you still don't miss her/him.
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