What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
-- An interpreter.
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What is the latest birth control method among blondes?
-- They take off their makeup.
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On an application blank, what a blonde put down for SEX _____?
-- Occasionally
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What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
-- She can't say "No."
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Doctors finally discovered the cause of pock marks on a local blonde's
   face.  It isn't ance.  What is it?
-- It's from learning to use a fork.
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How did the two redneck blondes drown in a pickup truck?
-- They were riding in the open back when the truck went into the pond.
   The blondes couldnt' get the tailgate down.
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Why is there always a garbage can at a blonde's wedding?
-- To keep the flies off the bride.
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Why don't blondes nurse their babies?
-- Because it's so painful when they boil the nipple.
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Brunette:  Why is it you're so popular with the men?
Blonde:  I give up.
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What did the blonde say when her new husband asked: "Am I the first?"
She said: "No.  But you can be NEXT."
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What is the difference between a Northern blonde and a Southern blonde?
-- The Northern blonde says, "Yes, you can."
-- The Southern blonde says, "Yes, you ALL can."
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What was the tragedy when four blondes in a car went in the river and
   drowned?
-- The car COULD have held six.
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How come blondes play gin rummy with 25 cards?
-- Because they are usually not playing with a full deck.
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Name one advantage to marrying a blonde.
-- You get to park in the handicapped zone.
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Why don't blondes like to make Kool Aid?
-- They can't seem to get 8 cups of water in that little package.
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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
-- That's where you wash all vegetables.
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What do a lot of blondes have in common with Alex Haley?
-- Black roots.
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How do you keep a blonde busy?
-- Give her a bag of M & Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.
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Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
-- To see what was on the other side.
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What is the mating call of a brunette?
-- "Is that damn blonde gone yet?"
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