Now, tell me, Bobby, where is the elephant found?
The elephant teach, is such a large animal it's scarely ever lost.
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My father is an animal trainer.
Can you do any tricks?
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While we were hunting wild animals, we saw a man-eating tiger.
Well, some people will eat anything.
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Why is that kangaroo crying?
Her little son ran away and left her holding the bag.
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I'm going to open a pet shop.  When next you find me, I'll be among 
   my little dumb animal friends.
Wear a hat so we'll know you!
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I saw you walking an elephant down the street.  How do you manage 
   to lead an animal like that?
It's not so hard -- you just tie a rope to him; find out which
   way he wants to go and then hang on.
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What!  A little squib like you a wild animal trainer?
My small size is the secret of my success.  The lions are waiting for
   me to grow a little larger.
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What's the most high-hat animal you know?
A skunk -- he's unapproachable.
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Didn't I tell you when a lion wagged his tail, he was friendly?
He was roaring and wagging his tail at the same time.
Well, what's that got to do with it?
I didn't know which end to believe.
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The elephants got drunk.  They were so drunk they went down to the
   public library and tried to rent themselves out as book-ends.
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My uncle used to be with the circus.  He was a doctor.  He doctored
   all the wild animals.
How did he treat the lions?
With the utmost respect.
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1st Kangaroo:  Anabelle, where's the baby?
2nd Kangaroo:  My goodness, I've been robbed!
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"Mother," cried Mary, as she rushed into the house.  "Henry wants the
   Listerine.  He's just caught the cutest little black and white animal,
   but he thinks it's got halitosis."
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Mama, why do elephants have such big trunks?
Well, they have to come all the way from India, dear.
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Does the giraffe get a sore throat if he gets wet feet?
Yes, but not until the next week.
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Is that a man eating lion?
Yes, lady, but we're short of men this week, so all he get is beef.
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Do you allow elephants on this train?
Yes, but you have to check their trunks.
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That big brown bear at the zoo just had a little baby bear and they
   want us to write a story about it.
Tell them we'll send over the cub reporter.
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I'm working on a National Animal Week.
How are you going about it?
The way I figured it -- every dog will have its day, the cats will
   have the nights and Sundays will be for the road hogs.
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My uncle can't decide whether to get a new cow or a bicycle for his 
   farm.
He'd certainly look silly riding around on a cow.
Yeah, but he would look a lot sillier milking a bicycle!
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