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Bad DM!:"Flaming Plasma Death" is a spell?
Bad DM!:"Spontaneous Decompression" is a spell?
Bad DM!:A *PACK* of tarrasques?!?
Bad DM!:A whole village of drow living in Evermeet... riiiight...
Bad DM!:All of the kobolds hit us, even with -5 AC *EACH*?
Bad DM!:Are we all being disintergrated, or is it just me?
Bad DM!:Aren't Radiant Dragons only found in SPACE?
Bad DM!:But I'm already *DEAD*!
Bad DM!:But the A-bomb hasn't been invented yet!
Bad DM!:Can we PUH-LEASE use store bought modules from now on?
Bad DM!:Each of the kobolds has a `Wand of Orcus'?!?
Bad DM!:Enemy mages get no upper limit to their fireballs?
Bad DM!:Exactly what is a `pantheon'... and why is it mad at me?
Bad DM!:Fighters can't use edged weapons?
Bad DM!:Gee, thanx.  As if having two arms was challenging enough!
Bad DM!:He has a magic resistance of *WHAT*?!
Bad DM!:He hits, and... I'm gonna need some more dice!
Bad DM!:Hey!  You're hogging the chips... What do you mean "I DIE??!?"
Bad DM!:How come that fireball only affects us and not the kobolds?
Bad DM!:How did BattleMechs get into this dungeon?
Bad DM!:How the hell's a GARGANTUA pursuing us in a 10' wide corridor?
Bad DM!:I didn't even know Zeus was mad at me.
Bad DM!:I didn't think *ANYTHING* did 40-400 points of damage...
Bad DM!:I don't think railguns have been invented yet.
Bad DM!:I missed with a natural 20?
Bad DM!:I never heard of a `sword of party member slaying.'
Bad DM!:I never know Tiamat has so many twin sisters...
Bad DM!:I think a mace is a handheld weapon, not a spray...
Bad DM!:I thought 25 STR was maximum?
Bad DM!:I thought orcs had only 1 hit die?
Bad DM!:I was not aware that spells had a chance to backfire.
Bad DM!:In a first-level dungeon?  It has to be a gas spore!
Bad DM!:Just how many 30th level wizards are there in this village?
Bad DM!:No seriously, how much damage did I take?
Bad DM!:Not another god to fight!
Bad DM!:Since when is Gruumsh a wandering monster?
Bad DM!:So this troll is regenerating our fire damage.
Bad DM!:Swords and daggers are the only weapons available?!
Bad DM!:That's its 43rd attack, can we draw our swords now?
Bad DM!:That's okay, the spikes broke his fall.
Bad DM!:That's one tough kobold...
Bad DM!:Tinker gnomes invented Uzis?
Bad DM!:Until now, I didn't know arch-devils travelled in groups.
Bad DM!:We should have become farmers.
Bad DM!:We were surprised by a 55' dinosaur hiding in an empty field.
Bad DM!:What do you mean `Bend over if I want the magic sword'??
Bad DM!:WHAT?  A RIFTS Conversion book?  This is AD&D!!!
Bad DM!:You don't use saving throws?
Bad DM!:You're rolling *10D20* for random encounters!?
Bad DM!:_MDC_ damage dragons?  Oh boy...
Seems like the fireball burned up all the treasure.  Bummer.
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