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Call MoonScape BBS at 516-431-3271 with it!
Put it under a door and you have a Door Stop
Attach a stick and you have a Snow Plow
Put it on a shelf and you have a Book End
Put it on top of some papers and you have a Paper Weight
Put some powder in it and it is a Bomb Shell
Throw it and it is a Baseball
There is no #7
Put a Satellite Dish on it and you have Great TV reception
Put some coils in it and you have a great portable heater
Put some holes and tell your friends you bought it in Holland
Attach balloons and it becomes a balloon holder
Sell it to someone as a universal adapter
Put a light bulb in it and you have a Decorative Walkway Light
Use it as a coaster for your favorite drink
Sell it to someone and tell him 300BPS is faster then 2400
Give it to your Uncle, he'll find something to do with it
Hook it on your TV and it is a TV adapter for your Television
Sell it as a Black Box.
Save water by putting it in the toilet tank!
Use it as an anvil
Isn't that the age at which you can LEGALLY drink?
It could be one of those useless props at a school play
Get a hammer and vent your stress out on it
Make a few adjustments and turn it into a radio
Use the parts to make a board game
Make a Nintendo game out of it
Put in a processor and sell it as the world's chunkiest computer
Take it out when the guests come over and it is a decoration
Put it on the Christmas tree and it is an Ornament!
Use it as a Saxophone Damper
Make it into a parallel port DAC
Use it to make a model car
Trade it in for a new life
Use it as a footrest
Take it to sports games and have it signed like a baseball
Call up PROTOVISION with it (WarGames the movie)
Pad it, cut it, and you have a new pair of knee-pads
Isn't that MTV?
Use it as a snow sampler
Attach it to the Principal's Computer and say it is a tumor
Cut some holes in it and use it as a Disk Store
Sell the parts to a techie nerd and make a lot of money
Use it to stop your car in an emergency
Drop it off a boat with a string and it is an anchor
Use it to scan for fish in a lake
Make your phone into a speaker phone
Take it to your next party and it will be the talk of the town
Sell to the Tabloids and say it is possessed by Elvis
Use it with your Lego's to make a computer
Bang it on your bald head and instantly grow hair
Use it as a murder weapon
Make some adjustments and it is an EPROM programmer
Give it to Ray Charles and tell him it is endless "Uh, huh"
Attach some strings and use it as a sled
Attach roll bars and it is a dune buggy
Use it to keep your dog in place in the yard
Threaten your little brother with it
Get a bunch of 300BPS modems and make a house out of them all
Make it into a `Radio Flyer' by adding wheels and a pole
Need a quick science project? Bring in your modem!
Cut a hole and use it as a planter
Strap it onto your head and pretend that you are Cadet Stimpy
Get a few lenses, some film, and make a movie camera
Get a plug, and send some voltage through someone's modem
You know how there are `pet rocks'? How about a `pet modem'?
Throw it out
Sell it to an idiot for $100 and buy yerself a faster modem
Put it in the snow and use it as a depth meter
Stick it on the wall and call it ART
Use it as a stepping stool
Put pepper in it and it could be a pepper shaker
Cut a hole in it and use it as a cereal bowl
Paint it red play bocce (yard game w/heavy balls)
If you are Jewish you could strap it on and use it as Tefillin
If you have a big dog, give it to him as a chew toy
Cut a hole and put stuff in it
Put it in the attic and one day, it may be worth MONEY!
Make a DollHouse out of it
A window box to put flowers in
Make it into a lantern
Give it to the neighbors
Use it as a subject for painting (still life)
Make it into a tunnel for your slot cars
Recycle it
Put it by the door and call it "@FIRST@"
Throw it in the water and call it "@FIRST@"
Hang it by the door and call it "Bell"
Use it as a booster chair
Throw it in the lake
Give it to the phone company
Bury it
Take it to Florida and sell it
Shape it into a Wok
Take it to an antique shop
Paint it all kinds of colors
Take it for a walk
Put it on a hat and say "Well, what did you expect?"
Go to the top of the World Trade Centers and THROW THE MODEM!
Anything that you want to!
