Subj : "Programme titles conference" To : All From : Ben-Tallways Date : Thu Aug 31 2006 06:42 am From: "Ben-Tallways" All the sites that I have visited so far re:-"Programme titles conference" show exactly the same script published from one source. I'm looking for the original unedited version that went to air on the ABC in Australia in the early seventies. My memory of that sketch is that it's longer and may involve more than one man in a wheelchair. The conversation stretches after a man with an arrow through his head wheels in and one of the producers says "I hate cripples...." with another producer rejecting THAT as a potential title, followed by a further comment of ".......I hate cripples, especially ones with arrows through their heads....always going round looking for attention"...... with a response of ".....that's even longer".......etc. and "here comes another one.....", and so it goes on till the punchline. Regards, Louise. --- BBBS/NT v4.01 Flag-5 * Origin: FidoNet MONTE <--> alt.fan.monty-python (1:379/45) .