Subj : Re: Ok .. Tyson or Jake?
To   : Adept
From : poindexter FORTRAN
Date : Sun Dec 08 2024 03:46 pm

-=> Adept wrote to Nightfox <=-

 Ad> Or find a book, I guess. I would imagine there were plenty of those
 Ad> that compiled movie reviews.

Yes! Siskel and Ebert put one out, and so did the other NBC movie
reviewer - Gene Shalit?

What I loved was Joe Bob Briggs' Drive-in Movie reviews. He reviewed bad
films, with a singular style.

And I quote:

"Howdy, drive-in mutants! Ever wonder what would happen if someone made a
movie that's equal parts Mad Max, Orpheus and Eurydice, and a heavy
metal music video from 1987? Well, grab your popcorn and your holy
water, because boy howdy, do I have a treat for you.

Let me tell you about a little slice of B-movie heaven called "Highway
to Hell" - a flick that's been collecting dust in the bargain bins of
video stores since 1991, and damn well shouldn't have been. This is what
happens when you take a young Chad Lowe (yeah, Rob's baby brother),
throw him in a Ford Pinto with a pizza sign on top, and send him
straight to Hell to rescue his girlfriend from Satan's dating app."

His goto line was "No plot to get in the way of the action..."



 
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