Subj : More "If Fish Could Talk"
To   : All
From : Jeff Snyder
Date : Mon Jun 29 2009 01:59 am

It's all a matter of perspective. Consider this one:

Papa mbuna to his fry: "Hey kids! Come and see what we've got trapped on the
other side of this glass!"

Fry: Ooh, paps! That's ugly! Is it dangerous?!

Well, if you enjoyed the previous quotations, here are a few more that I
came up with. This first one is a mbuna complaining about his food:

"You see this mouth? You see that pellet? Yeah, that's right; there's
something very wrong here! Next time, buy us a smaller pellet, okay?! What
were you thinking!?"

Now here's Papa Mbuna carefully sharing a life lesson with his new young
fry:

Papa Mbuna: "Now kids, when you see the big blue thing rubbing away over
there, don't worry; it's no threat to us; it's just the janitor cleaning the
glass. On the other hand, when you see the big white mesh thing, RUN FOR
YOUR LIVES!"

The wide-eyed fry reply: "Why papa? What it is?"

Papa Mbuna: "Haven't you heard?! ALIEN ABUCTION! When that thing appears,
our kind just disappear and are never seen again! They are just up and
gone!"


Jeff Snyder, SysOp - Armageddon BBS  Visit us at endtimeprophecy.org port 23
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