Subj : Political Beer and Weed
To   : All
From : Aaron Thomas
Date : Mon May 26 2025 10:36 pm

I quit smoking weed about a year ago. I used to like getting stoned, and I still probably would, but I swear that the dispensaries started to exclusively sell weed that won't get you stoned.

Seriously guys, this despite how silly all this sounds, I am dead serious:

I used to drink Budweiser. 4 Budweisers used to be enough to turn my lights off. But the last 2 times I bought a 6 pack of Budweiser, I drank all 6 and nothing. Not the slightest bit tipsy. Not even enough to make me stumble.

I'm a serious guy. I joke around a little, but this is a serious story. Why does weed not get me high anymore? I suppose there could be some idiots growing it, and there could have been some bad harvests. Ok, fine. But beer won't get me drunk either? That is ridiculous! I tried Budweiser, Heineken, Becks, all of my favorite brands. And nothing. No buzz.

So I started wondering: Why would the elites NOT want us inebriated? They elites want us sober for some reason. That's why the shitty weed, and that's why the shitty Budweiser. I googled it and Budweiser IS a member of the World Economic Forum. And I didn't bother checking, but so are probably Heineken and Becks. So tonight I thought "Hmm, what if I drink local IPA?"

I bought a 6 pack of a local IPA and sure enough, I'm buzzed. The local IPA isn't a World Economic Forum member, and they are still letting their customers get buzzed.

That is science. That is doing your own statistics.

So why do they want us sober? What is that all about? For me, it's a proven fact. But why? We were allowed to get drunk during Biden's regime, but they want us sober now? What gives?

Can anyone confirm that any local drunks are still drunk? Anyone pissing themselves at the E.R. in your town?

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