Alright, I've attained a position in the mock green party. I am the Vice
Presidential Candidate. What's more is I achieved this role on a
platform of explicit leftism and anticapitalism, against liberalism. I
think that this is a good sign for what I can achieve in the election,
but not necessarily for winning it.

I'm probably gonna use it as an excuse to spread marxism or something
like that. I have to follow the platform of the green party and the
playbook of a real person who might run for it. Right now it looks like
I might have to play Bernie Sanders.

That might be a bit of an issue. Our party is the largest, however. The
republican party is the smallest and the libertarian joined it. This
means the Libertarian party is headed by the fashy guy I don't like. He
makes so many helldivers references... just like the Charlie Kirk
shooter! Gotcha!

Anyway life is still a bit of a drag but I'm doin fine.