MCDONALDS INCIDENT OF 2014
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The following recounts a true story  (as do all of my other anecdotes here).

April 2014, in McDonalds with my father.  We are  sucking down lemonade.  
Behind us sits an elderly woman with a desktop computer, CRT monitor, and 
gaming headset.  Large man wearing a trenchcoat, shorts, and sunglasses slings
open the door with force, and begins to bark like a German Shepard.  The woman
lets out a string of profanities.  This man makes his way to the counter, 
orders something, and leaves a few minutes later.  On his way out, he repeats 
to himself ``Mmm I love my guns.  Love my guns.''

20 minutes later, we find his Honda Accord next to our Honda Accord in the 
otherwise empty parking lot.  The windows are down, and his stereo is blaring 
progressive metal.  Across the street, the man himself is fist-fighting a metal
carwash sign.