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                                 DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
                              Dedicated to an advanced
                          understanding of the paraphysical
                          manifestations of everyday chaos
       
                 DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A LOPSIDED PINEAL GLAND?
       
                         Well, probably you do have one, and
                          it's unfortunate because lopsided
                          pineal glands have perverted the
                          Free Spirit of Man, and subverted
                          Life into a frustrating, unhappy
                                 and hopeless mess.
       
                          Fortunately, you have before you
                         a pathway that will show you how to
                           discover your salvation through
                           ERIS, THE GODDESS OF CONFUSION.
                          It will advise you how to balance
                        your pineal gland and reach Spiritual
                          Illumination.  And it will teach
                         you how to turn your miserable mess
                            into a beautiful, joyful, and
                                    splendid one.
       
                                                             POEE is a bridge
                                                                  from PISCES
                                                                  to AQUARIUS