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                      A JOINT EFFORT OF THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
                            Post Office Liberation Front
                                                               EXPORT LICENSE
                                                                NOT REQUIRED
       THIS IS A CHAIN LETTER.
       
       WITHIN THE NEXT FIFTY-FIVE DAYS YOU WILL RECEIVE FIFTY-FIVE HUNDRED 
       POUNDS OF CHAINS!
       In the meantime -- plant your seeds.
       
       If a lot of people who receive this letter plant a few seeds and a lot 
       of people receive this letter, then a lot of seeds will get planted.
       Plant your seeds.
       
       In parks.  On lots.  In public flower beds.  In remote places.  At 
       City Hall.  Wherever -- whenever.  Or start a plantation in your 
       closet (but best read up on that beforehand).  For casual planting, 
       it's best to soak them in water for a day and plant in a bunch of 
       about five (5), about half-an-inch deep.  Don't worry much about the 
       weather, as they know when the weather is wrong and will try to wait 
       for nature.  Don't soak them if it's wintertime.  Seeds are a very 
       hearty form of life and strongly desire to grown and flourish.  But 
       some of them need people's help to get started.  So plant your seeds.
       
       Make a few copies of this letter (five would be nice), and send them 
       to friends of yours.  Try to mail to different cities and states, or 
       even different countries.  If you would rather not, then please pass 
       this copy on to someone and perhaps they would like to.
       
       THERE IS NO TRUTH
       to the legend that if you throw away a chain letter then all sorts of 
       catastrophic, abominable, and outrageous disasters will happen.  
       Except, of course, from your seed's point-of-view.