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                                        -59-
       
       
                                                  There is serenity in Chaos.
                                            Seek ye the Eye of the Hurricane.
       
       A POEE MYSTEREE RITE:
       SRI SYADASTIAN CHANT
                                             written, in some sense, by Mal-2
       
       Unlike a song, chants are not sung but chanted.  This particular one 
       is much enhanced by the use of a leader to chant the Sanskrit alone, 
       with all participants chanting the English.  It also behooves one to 
       be in a quiet frame of mind and to be sitting in a still position, 
       perhaps The Buttercup Position.  It also helps if one is absolute 
       zonked out of his gourd.
       
       RUB-A-DUB-DUB.
       O!  Hail Eris.  Blessed St. Hung Mung.
       SYA-DASTI.
       O!  Hail Eris.  Blessed St. Mojo.
       SYA-DAVAK-TAVYA.
       O!  Hail Eris.  Blessed St. Zarathud.
       SYA-DASTI-SYA-NASTI.
       O!  Hail Eris.  Blessed St. Elder Mal.
       SYA-DASTI-KAVAK-TAV-YASKA.
       O!  Hail Eris.  Blessed St. Gulik.
       SYA-DASTI-SYA-NASTI-SYA-DAVAK-TAV-YASKA.
       O!  Hail Eris.  All hail Discordia.
       RUB-A-DUB-DUB.
       
       It is then repeated indefinitely, or for the first two-thousand miles, 
       whichever comes first.