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                          ERIS CONTEMPLATES FOR 3125 YEARS
       
       ------------------------------------| Pun-Jab is Sikh, Sikh, Sikh! |--
       THE PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC (POEE)
       A Non-prophet Irreligious Disorganization
       
                           MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER, K.S.C.
                   Omnibenevolent Polyfather of Virginity in Gold
                                     HIGH PRIEST
       
       THE ERISIAN MOVEMENT                         HOUSE OF APOSTLES OF ERIS
       [X] Official Business   [ ] Surreptitious Business  page 1 of __ pages
       [ ] The Golden Apple Corps   [X] House of Disciples of Discordia:  The
       Bureaucracy, Bureau of:  _DOOM__   [ ] Council of Episkoposes; Office
       of High Priesthood, Sect of the POEE   [ ] Drawer "O"
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       Today's DATE:  Day of the Carrot  Yesterday's DATE:  Yes
       Originating CABAL:  JOSHUA NORTON CABAL -- San_Francisco
       To:  REV. RAMPANT PANCREAS, tRRoCR(a)pttM; Colorado Encrustation
       
       Brother Ram,
       
       Your acute observation that ERIS spelled backwards is SIRE, and your 
       inference to the effect that there is sexual symbolism here, have 
       brought me to some observations of my own.
       
       ERIS spelled fore-part-aft-wards is RISE.  And spelled inside out is 
       REIS, which is a unit of money, albeit Portugese-Brazilian and no 
       longer in use.  From this it may be concluded that Eris has usurped 
       Eros (god of erotic love) in the eyes of thse who read backwards; 
       which obviously made Eros sorE.  Then She apparently embezzled the 
       Olympian Treasury and went to Brazil; whereupon She opened a chain of 
       whore houses (which certainly would get a rise from the male 
       population).  I figure it to be this in particular because MADAM reads 
       the same forwards and backwards.  And further, it is a term of great 
       respect, similar to SIRE.
       
       And so thank you for your insight, it may well be the clue to the 
       mystery of just where Eris has been fucking around for 3125 years.
       
                                                           FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
       
                                                       [Signed:  Mal-squared]
       
       NOT FOR CIRCULATION
       
                    KALLISTI -- Hail Eris! -- ALL HAIL DISCORDIA
       
       Safeguard this letter:  it may be an IMPORTANT DOCUMENT!       
                                        Form No. O.D.D. IIb/ii.1-37D.VVM:3134
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