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       THE POEE MYSTEREE OATH                                  G3400
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       The Initiate swears the following:                       DMTS
       FLYING BABY SHIT!!!!!                                     19
       
       (Brothers of the Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria sect may wish to 
       substitute the German:
       FLIEGENDE KINDERSCHEISSE!
       or perhaps                                                   "FOREIGN"
       WIECZNY KWIAT WTADZA!
       which is Ewige Blumenkraft in Polish.)
       
                                                       The recent expose that
                                                         Mr. Momomoto, famous
                              Japanese who can swallow
       [Illustration:  a fish biting                 his nose, cannot swallow
       a fishing lure that is the Five          his nose but his brother can,
       Fingered Hand of Eris]                      has been exposed!  It _is_
                                                         Mr. Momomoto who can
                                                        swallow his nose.  He
                                                        swallowed his brother 
                                                        in the summer of '44.
       
       Corrections to last week's copy:  Johnny Sample is
       offensive cornerback for the New York Jets, not fullback
       as stated.  Bobby Tolan's name is not Randy, but mud.  All
       power to the people, and ban the fucking bomb.
       
                                                    "This Statement is False"
                                                         (courtesy of POEE)