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       POEE
       
       POEE (pronounced "POEE") is an acronym for THE PARATHEO-
       ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC.  The first part can be taken to 
       mean "equivalent deity, reversing beyond-mystique."  We are not really 
       esoteric, it's just that nobody pays much attention to us.
       
           MY HIGH REVERENCE MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER, A.B., D.D., K.S.C., is 
       the High Priest of POEE, and POEE is grounded in his episkopotic 
       revelations of the Goddess.  He is called the Omnibenevolent 
       Polyfather of Virginity in Gold.
       
           The POEE HEAD TEMPLE is the Joshua Norton Cabal of the Discordian 
       Society, which is located in Mal-2's pineal gland and can be found by 
       temporally and spacially locating the rest of Mal-2.
       
           POEE has no treasury, no by-laws, no articles, no guides save Mal-
       2's pineal gland, and has only one scruple -- which Mal-2 keeps on his 
       key chain.
       
           POEE has not registered, incorporated, or otherwise chartered with 
       the State, and so the State does not recognize POEE or POEE 
       ordinations, which is only fair, because POEE does not recognize the 
       State.
       
           POEE is five DEGREES:
                There is the neophyte, or LEGIONNAIRE DISCIPLE.
                The LEGIONNAIRE DEACON, who is catching on.
                The Ordained POEE PRIEST/PRIESTESS or a CHAPLIN.
                The HIGH PRIEST, the Polyfather.
                And POEE =POPES=.
       
           POEE LEGIONNAIRE DISCIPLES are authorized to initiate others as 
       Discordian Society Legionnaires.  PRIESTS appoint their own DEACONS.  
       The POLYFATHER ordains Priests.  I don't know about the =POPES=.
       
       
       [Illustration:  a five-pointed  "This book is a mirror.  When a 
       star with a "5" in the center]  monkey looks in, no apostle looks
                                       out."                   -- Lichtenberg