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       when Sparta demanded their queen back and that the Trojan War
       is said to be the First War Among Men.
       
           And so we suffer because of The Original Snub.  And so a 
       Discordian is to partake of No Hot Dog Buns.
       
           Do you believe that?
       
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       * This is called THE DOCTRINE OF THE ORIGINAL SNUB.
       
       ** There is historic disagreement concerning whether this apple was of 
       metallic gold or Acapulco.
       
       *** Actually there were five goddesses, but the Greeks did not know of 
       the Law of Fives.
       
                                    +-----------+
                                    | Remember: |
                                    | KING KONG |
                                    | Died For  |
                                    | Your Sins |
                                    +-----------+               Ho Chi Zen
                                                                    is
       5.  An Age of Confusion, or an Ancient Age, is           King Cong
       one in which History As We Know It begins to 
       unfold, in which Whatever Is Coming emerges in
       Corporal Form, more or less, and such times are
       Ages of Balanced Unbalance, or Unbalanced
       Balance.
       6.  An Age of Bureaucracy is an Imperial Age in
       which Things Mature, in which COnfusion becomes 
       entrenched and during which Balanced Balance,
       or Stagnation, is attained.
       7.  An Age of Disorder or an Aftermath is an
       Apocalyptic Period of Transition back to Chaos
       through the Screen of Oblivion into which the
       Age passeth, finally.  These are Ages of 
       Unbalanced Unbalance.
                      HBT; The Book of Uterus, Chap. 3