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           "What is this?" mumbled one to the other, "a religion based on the 
       Goddess of Confusion?  It is utter madness!"
       
           And with those words, each looked at the other in absolute awe.  
       Omar began to giggle.  Mal began to laugh.  Omar began jumping up and 
       down.  Mal was hooting and hollering to beat all hell.  And amid 
       squeals of mirth and with tears on their cheeks, each appointed the 
       other to be high priest of his own madness, and together they declared 
       themselves to be a Society of Discordia, for whatever that may turn 
       out to be.
       
       "Did you know that there is a million   [Illustration:  an ostrich
           bucks hidden in the house next      with its head buried in the 
           door?"                              ground.  A balloon from the
       "But there is no house next door."      hole reads, "WOW!"]
       "No?  Then let's go build one!"
                                       -- Marx         All things are perfect
                                                       To every last flaw
                                                       And bound in accord
                                                       With Eris' law.
                                               -- HBT; The Book of Advice 1:7
       
                                  FNORDS -> FNORD,
                             FNORD, FNORD, FNORD, FNORD,
                             FNORD, FNORD, FNORD, FNORD,
                               FNORD, FN-O-RD, FNORD,
                                      FNORD...
       
                   Momomoto, famous Japanese, can swallow his nose