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       Some excerpts from an interview with Malaclypse the Younger by _The 
       Greater Metropolitan Yorba Linda Herald-News-Tribune-Journal-Dispatch-
       Post and San Francisco Discordian Society Cabal Bulletin and 
       Intergalactic Report and Pope Poop_
       
       GREATER POOP:  Are you really serious or what?
       MAL-2:  Sometimes I take humor seriously.  Sometimes I take 
           seriousness humorously.  Either way it is irrelevant.
       
       GP:  Maybe you are just crazy.
       M2:  Indeed!  But do not reject these teachings as false because I am 
           crazy.  The reason that I am crazy is because they are true.
       
       GP:  Is Eris true?
       M2:  Everything is true.
       GP:  Even false things?
       M2:  Even false things are true.
       GP:  How can that be?
       M2:  I don't know, man, I didn't do it.
       
       GP:  Is there an essential meaning behind POEE?
       M2:  There is a Zen story about a student who asked a Master to 
           explain the meaning of Buddhism.  The Master's reply was, "three 
           pounds of flax."
       GP:  Is that your answer to my question?
       M2:  No, of course not.  That is just illustrative.  The answer to 
           your question is FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
       
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