Dilbert - 2021-02-14 - Industry Trends
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       in board room.  boss: industry trends just turned our way by total
       luck. we have to act fast! i need to implement some kind of change so
       it looks as if i caused the increase in profits that will happen
       anyway. does anyone have any ideas?  dilbert: no, because we're
       already perfectly situated to take advantage of the trend.  boss
       upset: that doesn't help me! i can't take credit for our future
       profits unless i do something i can say made a difference.  dilbert:
       maybe you could implement some sort of bogus company culture training
       program.  one week later.  dogbert presenting on a stage: it's
       important to realize you're all idiots.
       Tags : business,technology,industry,trend,luck,act,fast,change,increas