Dilbert - 2020-12-16 - Ted And His Laptop
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       boss: today is your last day with the company, ted. so i need your
       company laptop back.  ted: or else what? you'll fire me twice?  boss:
       let's say you're not officially fired until you return the laptop. 
       ted: and if i don't bring it back, will i never be fired?  boss: um...
       Tags : managers & supervisors,employment,fired,laptop,technology