Dilbert - 2020-11-22 - Satellite Launch
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       dilbert in control room with others: we've triple-checked all systems,
       and we are ready to launch the satellite. nothing can go wrong.
       initiating launch.  boss: nothing can go wrong? what if an alien
       spaceship appears over the launch site?  dilbert: gaaa!!! don't jinx
       us.  boss: that's not how reality works. i can't make things happen
       just by suggesting them.    dilbert: you're wrong! that is exactly how
       reality works!  wa;;y: something just appeared on radar directly above
       the rockets trajectory.  boss: maybe it's a bird.  wally: it's the
       size of belgium.
       Tags : satellite,launch,radar,alien,spaceship,systems,technology,reali