Dilbert - 2020-10-04 - Golden Age For Wally
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wally at coffee pot talking to Dilbert:: social distancing has been a
great upgrade to my life. in the old days, women avoided me by at
least ten feet. now i often get within seven. i think it's because i'm
better-looking with most of my face covered. especially if i wear a
hat and sunglasses. and i learned that women will talk to me if i walk
the wrong way down a grocery aisle. they're usually complaining but at
least they make eye contact. it's sort of a golden age for people like
me.
Tags : 6 feet,avoid,coffee,eye contact,face mask,grocery shopping,offi