Dilbert - 2020-08-09 - Vendor With No Facemask
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       boss: can you believe a vendor tried to come in here with no face
       mask? i told him it didn't matter what kind of face covering he used,
       it only mattered that he had one. this is where my tale takes a dark
       turn. now peeved, the vendor stormed back to his car, where he had a
       bagged lunch. he angrily removed the plastic wrap from his sandwich
       and wrapped it around his head to serve as his face mask.  he
       suffocated in minutes obviously. dilbert: is that the sandwich? boss:
       would have gone to waste.
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