Dilbert - 2020-04-26 - Dogbert Designs Headphones
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       dogbert: i've designed these over-ear headphones for maximum customer
       annoyance.  the charging port is only on one side, so the user has a 
       fifty percent chance of guessing wrong.  and the charger only fits if
       you put it right-side up. to increase the frustration, i made the plug
       look the same on both sides. best of all, the plug is so poorly
       designed that half the time it doesn't seem to fit, even when you put
       it in correctly. i made the headphones black, so you can't easily find
       the charger hole in low light.  ninety percent of users will be
       cursing us every time they try to recharge. customers won't know any
       of this until after they purchase.  boss: ship it.
       Tags : design,business,headphones,maximum,customer,annoyance,charging,