Dilbert - 2020-04-12 - Loving Yourself
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       boss: philosophers say loving yourself is the greatest love of all. 
       carol: do philosophers really say that?  boss: all the good ones do.
       after years of trying, i have finally learned to love myself.  carol:
       i'm no philosopher, but instead of learning to love yourself the way
       you are... wouldn't it be better if you learned how to stop being an
       evil, ignorant, selfish piece of garbage.  boss: that sounds a lot
       harder.  carol: in other words, you are lazy.  boss: i love that about
       me!
       Tags : business,managers & supervisors,office workers,philosophy,s