Dilbert - 2020-03-29 - Dilbert Did Not Say That
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       co-worker: why did you tell our pointy-haired boss we need to do more
       testing on the prototype?  dilbert: i didn't do anything of the sort.
       co-worker: carl says you did. dilbert: who is a better authority on
       what i said - a guy who wasn't in the room or me? co-worker: good
       question. on one hand, carl is an idiot and a known liar. on the other
       hand, it is common for guilty people to say they are innocent.
       dilbert: what do innocent people say when you accuse them of stuff?
       co-worker: who knows? just do't do it again. dilbert under distress: i
       didn't do it once!!!
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