Dilbert - 2020-03-08 - Elbonian Consultant
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       boss: i hired an elbonian consultant because we couldn't afford anyone
       local. dilbert: have you ever consulted in this country? elbonian
       consultant: no, but people are people, so i assume it isn't that
       different from elbonia.  boss: that's enough chitchat. tell us what we
       should do about the problems in our distribution system. elbonian
       system: i recommend executing one of your distributors as a warning to
       the others. boss: i'm going to need a second opinion. elbonian
       consultant:  my second opinion is that your barber must hate your
       guts.
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