Dilbert - 2020-02-16 - Finding Qualified Engineers
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       interview  boss: it's hard to find qualified engineers in this job
       market, so i'm casting a wider net. it says here you have experience
       as a mortuary assistant and baker. that's not exactly like being an
       engineer, but i want to stay open-minded. tell me about a time you had
       to deal with failure and what you did about it.  interviewee: well,
       one time i totally botched an embalming. so i used a chainsaw to
       reduce the corpse to flushable parts. i told the family he came back
       to life and ran away.  boss: okay. and why did you become a baker? 
       interviewee: so i cold eat my mistakes.
       Tags : business,interview,questions,job market,engineers,baker,mortuar