Dilbert - 2020-01-19 - Master Engineer
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       boss: i'm promoting you to the position of "master engineer." 
       dilbert: i'm already senior engineer.  boss: now you're a master
       engineer.  with all the rights and responsibilities that come with it.
        dilbert: such as...?  boss: well, for example, you can do more kinds
       of work.  dilbert: for more pay?  boss: no. no. no!  you're thinking
       of "platinum level" engineers. you're not on of those.  dilbert: that
       comes next?!  boss: optimism is not an attractive quality.
       Tags : managers & supervisors,promotion,master,senior,engineer,mor