Dilbert - 2019-12-01 - Dilbert Murders Robots
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       dilbert: last week i upgraded our robot's social awareness module.  it
       immediately reported me to human resources for unspecified bad
       behavior.  so i murdered the robot by erasing its memory and rebooting
       it.  but another robot told it what happened, and then both of them
       plotted to kill me.  so i erased the memory from both robots and then
       rebooted them.  but a third robot found out about the first two, and
       now the entire robot community sees me as a serial killer.  so i
       released a computer virus to kill every robot in the world, just to
       play it safe. wally: what happened to the lights? dilbert: uh-oh.  i
       missed one.
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