Dilbert - 2019-07-21 - Hallucinations At Meetings
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       in conference room.  dilbert: i recommend we upgrade one of our
       servers over the weekend.  office workers: so, just to be clear, you
       want to replace our entire network in two days?  dilbert: um...no. i
       want to replace one defective server.  office worker: we can't replace
       our entire network in two days! that is ridiculous!  dilbert: i don't
       know what is happening right now.  dilbert: it's as if they things i
       say have no impact on what you hallucinate you are hearing.  office
       worker: you think you can replace an entire network in two days, and
       you think i'm the one who is hallucinating?  dilbert: i don't know
       what to do right now.  office worker: your incompetence is confirmed.
       Tags : business,office,office workers,server,hallucinate,network