Dilbert - 2019-07-14 - Finding A Scapegoat
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       the boss: we'll need a scapegoat to blame for our failure on this
       project.  dilbert: no one will believe it wasn't our fault.  the boss:
       are you kidding?  the boss: people will believe anything.  the boss:
       we just have to be the first to frame the situation.  dilbert: i
       suppose we could make our lie sound credible.  the boss: that's
       overkill.  dilbert: we don't need to sound credible?   the boss: not
       even a little.  the boss is in ceo's office.  the boss: our project
       failed because of climate change.  ceo: that sounds right.
       Tags : business,office,project,ceo,scapegaot,climate change