Dilbert - 2019-07-07 - Layoff Package
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       dilbert, the boss and wally at conference room table.  the boss: the
       company is announcing generous buyout packages for employees who elect
       to leave.  dilbert: won't all the smart people leave first because
       they can easily get new jobs at higher pay?  the boss: ummm... 
       dilbert: if you don't get enough volunteers, will you start firing
       people?  the boss: we have no plan to do that.  dilbert: will you make
       a plan if too few people leave?  the boss: oh, yes.  dilbert: would it
       be fair to say the people who stay will envy the dead?  the boss:
       um...  one week later:  the boss: how many took the offer?  carol:
       it's just you now.
       Tags : business,fire,office,office workers,buyout