Dilbert - 2019-06-28 - Zombie Projects
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       the boss: wally, i'm putting you in charge of all the zombie projects
       that refuse to die.  the boss: i'm counting on your sloth and
       incompetence to finish them off, so management feels comfortable
       finally canceling them.  the boss: as of today, i'm paying you to
       fail.  wally: actually, this is just the first time you're aware of
       it.
       Tags : business,office,zombie,sloth,fail,salary