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       dilbert: my profit forecast isn't aligning with our strategy the boss:
       try adding some variables. dilbert: what kind of variables? the boss:
       the kind that make our strategy line up with our profit forecasts.
       dilbert: but...then my forecast would not be accurate. the boss: it's
       already inaccurate because no one can forecast complicated things five
       years ahead.   the boss: if we can't be accurate, we might as well be
       wrong in a way that is good for us in the near term.  dilbert: you
       make a surprisingly robust argument for evil. the boss: and i was
       barely trying!
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