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       the boss: i'm looking for nominations for employee of the year. the
       boss: does anyone have a suggestion? dilbert: hypothetically, would
       the winner of this award be likely to get a larger-than-normal pay
       raise? the boss: i would think so, yes. dilbert: and is it true that
       our budget for raises is limited? the boss: yes, of course. dilbert:
       would it not be against my best interests to nominate an employee who
       is competing with me for scarce resources? the boss: let's just forget
       i brought it up. dilbert: i nominate myself.
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