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       alice: i need a new chair. mine is broken. the boss: you can use my
       old chair.  i just got a new one. alice: the chair you sat in every
       day for the past twelve years? alice: by now that chair cushion is
       home to a thriving colony of your cooties. alice: that chair will be
       off--gassing you for decades. alice: i wouldn't touch that thing
       unless i were wearing a hazmat suit over my other hazmat suit. alice:
       i'm breaking into a flop sweat just thinking about it, and i think
       it's triggering my allergies.  the boss: would you like to borrow my
       hand-kerchief? alice is visually in a daze.
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