Dilbert - 2019-01-31 - Tweaking Variables
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       Dilbert:  I can't get my five-year projections to match what you told
       the board.  Boss:  Try tweaking the variables until they do.  Dilbert:
        That would make me a liar.  Boss:  Nah. In five years it will look
       like ordinary stupidity.
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