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Boss: I need to talk to you about your apple-eating. Dilbert: My
what? Boss: Every afternoon you eat an apple at your desk. Your
co-workers are complaining because it's loud. They can't work with
all of your crispy chewing noise. Dilbert: In my defense, my
co-workers are so incompetent that the less work they do, the better
off the company is. Boss: That is a surprisingly robust defense.
I'll come back if I can think of a counter-argument. Dilbert: Good
luck. Crunch.
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