Dilbert - 2019-01-04 - No Raise For Dilbert
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       Dilbert:  Can I have a 25% raise to get my compensation up to market
       levels? Boss:  No. Dilbert: Okay. I'll just work 25% less because you
       won't know the difference. Boss:  I would know if you did that.
       Dilbert:  Should I get back to separating the zeroes from the ones in
       our database?
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